Bigsabbom is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart squirrel.

Bigsabbom created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bigsabbom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bigsabbom, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bigsabbom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bigsabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Bigsabbom loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Bigsabbom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.