Hamhapmetdog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise butterfly.

Hamhapmetdog created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamhapmetdog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hamhapmetdog, she will torture you forever.

Hamhapmetdog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hamhapmetdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hamhapmetdog.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.