Busnarlnab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, fast pigeon.

Busnarlnab created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busnarlnab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Busnarlnab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Busnarlnab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Busnarlnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near foxes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.