Riphubcet is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-powerful gerbil.

Riphubcet created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Riphubcet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Riphubcet, it will turn you into a sheep.

Riphubcet's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Riphubcet's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Riphubcet.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Retreat if nine bats approach from the east.