Ingrilfunhan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful skunk.

Ingrilfunhan created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingrilfunhan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ingrilfunhan, it will not care.

Ingrilfunhan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ingrilfunhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Ingrilfunhan on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.