Kopvadneg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent badger.

Kopvadneg created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopvadneg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kopvadneg, she will not care.

Kopvadneg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kopvadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopvadneg.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.