Busvolartsig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fussy cat.

Busvolartsig created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busvolartsig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Busvolartsig, it will ignore you.

Busvolartsig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Busvolartsig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five zinc sculptures of Busvolartsig on top of important buildings.

2. Busvolartsig loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed beans to seals while wearing green dresses.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.