Wikdussren is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking skunk.

Wikdussren created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdussren, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wikdussren, it will be very sad.

Wikdussren's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wikdussren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Wikdussren loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Never laugh near badgers.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.