Jadnarlgup is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, ruthless wren.

Jadnarlgup created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadnarlgup, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jadnarlgup, she will turn you into a dog.

Jadnarlgup's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jadnarlgup's Holy Commandments

1. Jadnarlgup loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Jadnarlgup must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never mention moths.