Dosscubnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest pig.

Dosscubnurt created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosscubnurt, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dosscubnurt, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dosscubnurt's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dosscubnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Never think about gravity.