Flagmit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient rhinoceros.

Flagmit created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagmit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagmit, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Flagmit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Flagmit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flagmit.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not take Flagmit's name in vain.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Never look in ponds.