Dabfetdot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic fish.

Dabfetdot created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabfetdot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabfetdot, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dabfetdot's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dabfetdot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dabfetdot.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never skip near seals.