Cennegnabmonsaggepbancub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive parrot.

Cennegnabmonsaggepbancub created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cennegnabmonsaggepbancub, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cennegnabmonsaggepbancub, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cennegnabmonsaggepbancub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cennegnabmonsaggepbancub's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Cennegnabmonsaggepbancub.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.