Kingenwan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome aardvark.

Kingenwan created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Kingenwan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kingenwan, it will send you a sign.

Kingenwan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kingenwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face magenta.

2. Worship no other gods but Kingenwan.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kingenwan.

5. Never think about galaxies.