Gebfodnat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, egotistical bee.

Gebfodnat created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Gebfodnat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gebfodnat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gebfodnat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gebfodnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.