Tafomtvin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind butterfly.

Tafomtvin created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafomtvin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tafomtvin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Tafomtvin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tafomtvin's Holy Commandments

1. Tafomtvin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Put Tafomtvin first in all things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.