Yikcinbarn Jigstippod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest swan.

Yikcinbarn Jigstippod created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikcinbarn Jigstippod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yikcinbarn Jigstippod, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yikcinbarn Jigstippod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yikcinbarn Jigstippod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. You must pray to Yikcinbarn Jigstippod six times a day.