Litnurboss is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless
dove.
Litnurboss created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Litnurboss, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Litnurboss, he will turn you into a rat.
Litnurboss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Litnurboss' Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.
2. Do not speak about carrots.
3. Always look after injured manatees.
4. Never wear violet scarves.
5. Never mention ants.