Litnurboss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless dove.

Litnurboss created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litnurboss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Litnurboss, he will turn you into a rat.

Litnurboss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Litnurboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Never wear violet scarves.

5. Never mention ants.