Ragdimyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, charitable raccoon.

Ragdimyarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragdimyarl, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ragdimyarl, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ragdimyarl's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ragdimyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ragdimyarl.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not sit in public.