Babwitstan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish monkey.

Babwitstan created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Babwitstan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Babwitstan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Babwitstan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Babwitstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Babwitstan on top of important buildings.