Abtonflab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fussy wyvern.

Abtonflab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abtonflab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Abtonflab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Abtonflab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Abtonflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Put Abtonflab first in all things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.