Bognegcat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bognegcat created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Bognegcat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bognegcat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bognegcat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bognegcat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Bognegcat loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.