Artgessominbastdanrulafyik is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, confident turtle.

Artgessominbastdanrulafyik created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Artgessominbastdanrulafyik, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Artgessominbastdanrulafyik, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Artgessominbastdanrulafyik's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Artgessominbastdanrulafyik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four great tits approach from the east.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not take Artgessominbastdanrulafyik's name in vain.