Fubsadjat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, strong deer.

Fubsadjat created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubsadjat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fubsadjat, he will torture you forever.

Fubsadjat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fubsadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three otters approach from the west.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fubsadjat.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.