Batxucjad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humane swan.

Batxucjad created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Batxucjad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Batxucjad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Batxucjad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Batxucjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Never wear magenta dresses.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.