Sugquarttan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying meerkat.

Sugquarttan created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugquarttan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sugquarttan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sugquarttan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sugquarttan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Never wear skirts.