Giltonkmet is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring dragon.

Giltonkmet created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Giltonkmet, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Giltonkmet, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Giltonkmet's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Giltonkmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.