Davgatfatapptadvedcapzan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, two-faced mouse.

Davgatfatapptadvedcapzan created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davgatfatapptadvedcapzan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Davgatfatapptadvedcapzan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Davgatfatapptadvedcapzan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Davgatfatapptadvedcapzan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

5. You must never eat pineapples.