Gepfutwap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited wren.

Gepfutwap created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gepfutwap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gepfutwap, he will turn you into a snail.

Gepfutwap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gepfutwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away from brown sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.