Dussjatstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud finch.

Dussjatstrag created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussjatstrag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dussjatstrag, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dussjatstrag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dussjatstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Worship no other gods but Dussjatstrag.

5. Never wear indigo dresses.