Gendungon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust manatee.

Gendungon created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gendungon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gendungon, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gendungon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gendungon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gendungon on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.