Fumdimflig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind aardvark.

Fumdimflig created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Fumdimflig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fumdimflig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fumdimflig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fumdimflig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt pigs.