Dogbottap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent alligator.

Dogbottap created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogbottap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dogbottap, she will not invite you to parties.

Dogbottap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dogbottap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing purple kilts.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dogbottap on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Always stare at clouds.