Begyamsis is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent squirrel.

Begyamsis created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begyamsis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Begyamsis, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Begyamsis' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Begyamsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Put Begyamsis first in all things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Do not commit murder.