Jonhinhas Flowtomlargbun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak jellyfish.

Jonhinhas Flowtomlargbun created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonhinhas Flowtomlargbun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jonhinhas Flowtomlargbun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jonhinhas Flowtomlargbun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jonhinhas Flowtomlargbun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Jonhinhas Flowtomlargbun loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Jonhinhas Flowtomlargbun.

5. Jonhinhas Flowtomlargbun must be the most important thing in your life.