Diddubomt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage lion.

Diddubomt created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Diddubomt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Diddubomt, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Diddubomt's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Diddubomt's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never sing near hamsters.

5. Always take life seriously.