Hasflisfem Nulltofwab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring duck.

Hasflisfem Nulltofwab created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasflisfem Nulltofwab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hasflisfem Nulltofwab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hasflisfem Nulltofwab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hasflisfem Nulltofwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Put Hasflisfem Nulltofwab first in all things.

3. Always obey Hasflisfem Nulltofwab's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.