Jabcapwod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast skunk.

Jabcapwod created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabcapwod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jabcapwod, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Jabcapwod's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jabcapwod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Run away if nine manatees approach from the south.