Bodpibgep is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable manatee.

Bodpibgep created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodpibgep, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bodpibgep, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bodpibgep's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bodpibgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Bodpibgep loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.