Tikstig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane swan.

Tikstig created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Tikstig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tikstig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tikstig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tikstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tikstig.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.