Dubcenved is a god.

He takes the form of a large, blissful whale.

Dubcenved created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Dubcenved, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubcenved, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dubcenved's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dubcenved's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple whales, for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Dubcenved loves sheep, so they must be honoured.