Tonrenbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, annoying camel.

Tonrenbiss created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonrenbiss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonrenbiss, she will think nothing of it.

Tonrenbiss' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tonrenbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue trousers.

2. Hide from indigo otters for they are unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never paint your face mauve.

5. Do not eat cherries.