Nellbunkiplid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless bee.

Nellbunkiplid created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Nellbunkiplid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nellbunkiplid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nellbunkiplid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nellbunkiplid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. You must pray to Nellbunkiplid five times a day.