Fadcadsom is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, effective raccoon.

Fadcadsom created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcadsom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fadcadsom, it will send you a sign.

Fadcadsom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fadcadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near shrews.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
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