Motkapleg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, emotional fish.

Motkapleg created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motkapleg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Motkapleg, he will send you a sign.

Motkapleg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Motkapleg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Motkapleg on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not cook food in pots.