Gancinnib is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain
goblin.
Gancinnib created snails three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gancinnib, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gancinnib, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Gancinnib's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Gancinnib's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never write about amino acids.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Hide if three whales approach from the south.