Vagflangon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonourable fish.

Vagflangon created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Vagflangon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vagflangon, it will turn you into a slug.

Vagflangon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vagflangon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. You must love Vagflangon.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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