Fotvolsig Spagbommap is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing
dragon.
Fotvolsig Spagbommap created the world seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fotvolsig Spagbommap, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fotvolsig Spagbommap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Fotvolsig Spagbommap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Fotvolsig Spagbommap's Holy Commandments1. Hide from red snails for they are unholy.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Fotvolsig Spagbommap.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never look at moons.