Ligtapbun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured centipede.

Ligtapbun created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligtapbun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ligtapbun, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Ligtapbun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ligtapbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never sing in holy places.