Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast unicorn.

Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub, she will turn you into a slug.

Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not sit in public.