Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub
is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast
unicorn
.
Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub
created a charm quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub
, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub
, she will turn you into a slug.
Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub's
most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Rulcamdusspangditgilbiflad Sidsasquim Bafcinfub's Holy Commandments
1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not hurt aardvarks.
4. Never write about cell theory.
5. Do not sit in public.
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